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Contrariots thrive on opposition. Their favorite pastime is challenging the obvious, flipping narratives, and leaving everyone else scratching their heads. But as they lean deeper into their contrarian worldview, they often find their social circles shrinking. Coincidence? Hardly.

Hi, I’m Chris, and I’m a recovering contrariot. For years, I thrived on taking contrarian stances just for the thrill of it. Was the sky really blue? Probably not.

Rate yourself on the following 10-point scale to see where you fall on the contrariot spectrum. The higher the score, the more likely you are to turn any conversation into a battle of absurd ideas!

Answer each question honestly. Score 1 point for every “Yes” answer. 1. Do you often take the opposite stance in a conversation, even when you don’t strongly believe in it?